So I took about 4 minutes to set up a shot and another 1/125 of a second to take it. I then ran it through a few basic masks in light room, to give it the grainy look I wanted but you just can't get from digital. That was another 3 minutes probably. So after 7 minutes I got this:
I then entered into a photo contest under 'portraits' and won.
$70 for 7 minutes of work, I wish life could always be that easy.